Dementia

I guess I have to let my xbox 360 and all the games go cheap...

2007-12-25T09:16:47Z

I am selling my xbox 360 and all my games cheap have to get more money to move...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESEX:IT&item=180199293308&_trksid=p3984.cSELL.m315.lVI

if your interested or know anyone else who is let them know... thanks.

1983 Fender Stratocaster Made in the USA Sunburst

2007-12-25T05:27:18Z

We still need more money for our move so we are selling Danielle's guitar.

1983 Made in USA Fender Stratocaster - Sunburst

Selling things on ebay trying to get moving money.

2007-12-24T04:08:15Z

Although I would love to keep all of my paintball gear, we are in desperate need of money to move. So I am selling the following items on ebay.

Smart Parts Max-Flo 68/45 68 ci 4500 psi Air Tank

Pure Energy 45/45 45 ci 4500 psi Air Tank

M3 Black Dragun Paintball Marker

Custom ICD B2K Paintball Marker

Custom M3 Black Dragun

If you are interested or you know anyone who might be interested please let them know.

Can you help me get home?

2007-12-21T22:36:23Z

Most of you know, two years ago I moved to Pahrump, Nevada after Hurricane Katrina. I accepted a good paying job in Biloxi, Mississippi. I need money to get back. If you are able to, please help.

Thank You!

Friends may come and friends may go, but children are parasitical!

2006-09-08T08:28:31Z

My mother, who now resides in Mississippi with my sister, should be leaving today or tomorrow hopefully. She will be moving out here, to Las Vegas. She will be staying with Don and Kim. I am assuming till she is financially able enough to get her own place. Perhaps she will feel that she is needed with them, now that Kim is about to have a baby boy. Perhaps she will feel secure enough in staying with them that she realizes that she’s old and senile and needs people around to keep her from going crazier than I am, at times. Who knows, but I do believe that moving here, even though it’s the longest drive in history, will allow her to better her self. At the very least better her situation. My sister can be a bit of a bother at times.

Though I don’t mind Great Value milk; I’d drink powdered milk if you could grind the cow up enough. I have noticed that other things ~~NAZIS~~ Wal-Mart makes are not quite so good. Take Honey Toasted Spins for example. They may look like Honey Nut Cheerios, but don’t be fooled. In this case the cheaper box does mean that they use ground up animal parts for flavor.

V for Vendetta was surprisingly good. I was a bit surprised at the scope of Silent Hill. And I realized after careful review of the Austin Powers movies, that they were a gradual down hill slope. Firewall I turned off towards the beginning, it’s one of those I would have walked out kind of movies. Where you go, if someone kidnapped my family, and or friends, I’d let them die. Or things pop out your mouth like, yet another reason not to ever have children. Find me Guilty was pretty good. I wouldn’t mind seeing Van Diesel in a movie as the bad guy once in a while.

I have a new job, one of trust, I see more money that I am allowed to mention; soft count at a casino. I like my new job though I am working semi-hard, for not too long and making jack. It seems like sometimes you have to take a step back and a step down to be truly happy. At least the bills are paid and I have a lot of time on my hands to do the devil’s work.

Danielle and I are truly happy together. We might get married, either after I fix my credit, after a year. Although, I think that getting married is usually for everyone else’s benefit, and to get a bunch of crap gifts you don’t want from ~~strangers~~ family.

As far as Xbox games go. Leisure Suit Larry is pretty good, Danielle’s addicted to it. I found Dreamfall: The longest Journey to be ok, like watching a movie. And I can safely recommend all of the Hitman games. I would like to see Hitman made into movie series with the guy from The Transporter playing the Hitman. I think it would be a good roll for him.

Other than that I haven’t been doing much except taking care of the animals and plants around the house. And compiling recipes, Danielle’s mom clipped out of here and there over the past 30 years, into cook book.

Some days posting is a matter of remembering your password... not really...

2006-08-24T05:16:16Z

Dear sir or madam; as the case may be,

Thought it pains you little that I haven’t written you in a while, I assure you it’s for no good reason at all. I have been sitting on my ass doing other things rather than thinking of you, them, or who ever else gave a flip.

It seems as though I have plenty of time to sit around and do the things I care about. Speaking of doing the things I care about for those of you who do not know. I am in a very happy healthy relationship that takes up most of my time, and very little out of pocket expense. My mother whom I had a long conversation with before I moved to Sin Ville stated no hookers, prostitutes, so on so forth. Much to the delight of Mormon’s and Southern Baptist sitting just inches away as they drew closer still with each mention of hooker and prostitute, that draw them closer like the abominable vampires of terror that they become. I don’t know if you remember that posting but, my mother who has crap in her ears yells HOOKER and PROSTITUTE in public quite frequently, it is part of being deaf, and nothing to do with the Ferret’s Syndrome (where you’re rat like, and run around getting yourself into other people’s business) “What yah doing, why you doing it, who called?” Which by the way is actually one question in and of itself, but I am rambling again; back to the situation at hand.

I am happy as a lark, I am poor, but I have found a way to need very little money for things that have to be paid for. I don’t pay state taxes because we don’t pay that here, on any money we earn. I also don’t earn any money so I can’t give anyone anything I don’t have anyway. We also don’t pay taxes on any food products that are not produced for our current viewing pleasure. I think it’s the eat it now rule of taxes, if you can eat it now, you’re taxed. If you have to cook that shit yourself, the state gives you a tax break. Which is made possible only by the donations of you’re local HOOKERS and/or PROSTITUTES. AND THE CASINO INDUSTRY who much likes the Devil gave his only begotten son to die in a pool of Baptist for your hard earned paycheck so he could give us sinners a tax break on bread and wine. (Evil grin)

But in all seriousness, I am happy, which is something that I don’t say too often, or at all really. The only liabilities that I have are: I have to pay for this trailer $2000.00 which is not a lot considering a new one of this size would cost some tens of thousands. That we are paying monthly at a very reasonable rate of 2 Benjamin’s. (Apostrophe will be added to keep the spell checker happy) (New subject because I never finish discussing my financial situation with you, and I have a 40 billion track mind.)
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I just found out that I have been using apostrophe like a catastrophe all along thanks to the wonderful spellchecker group at Microsoft who also brought you wonderful programming languages like Xbox (it’s not a windows it’s not a Linux) it’s XBE written in XDK solely for your viewing pleasure with really large WAV DAT and WMA files. We have to try to make those discs over 4.5G because someone will surely figure a way to hack us; Instead of using mp3, and DivX for games which take up no space at all. In any case I am rambling again. But that brings us to what I have been doing lately.

Now that I have had more time on my hands, I have been finding newer and more interesting ways to hack into and modify my outdated modifications of my Xbox. Which is actually Xbox number two the first one I killed with a knife. The Twinkies made me do it. Goes to show you when I began this little project I knew nothing about how to put in a mod chip that is (cough) solder less. Which now with my electronics expertise taught to me by the losers at the Imperial Palace Hotel and Casino, I probably could have saved that poor thing, but alas my mother threw it away, with all the other garbage, game saves I will never see again? (Damn grammar checker making shit a question, to be or not to be?)

So there I was a scared little youth no bigger than a baby polar bear, when my gay adopted father’s friend Carl and him were discussing my coping of DVD movies. And he turns to me and said, mutter mutter mumble something about have you figured out how to copy Xbox games yet? Perky eared and bright eyed I went, ah duh?!?! So I have come along way from not knowing shit playing psycho on my first Xbox, to having a limited copy of whatever the hell dashboard I am using that would only let me ftp in and really nothing else, to discovering the multi-dimensional scope of how you can actually use the Xbox to view DVD’s without a Dongle. I just love saying dongle! I want to go to Australia and talk about dongles all day long, and how I don’t need a dongle and how it’s best to be dongle free. Freedom from all language and limited dangling that dongles possess; in any case enough about the dongle. Some of us have dongles and some of us don’t. And if you ever want to hear about me in kindergarten discovering the difference between boys and girls and drawing penises on everything in my coloring book, and girls have little pink tacos stories be sure and ask my mother she will tell you, which is what the word Dongle means to me in a nut shell.

For those of you who are interested in the little pink tacos story and I must say I know you are all curious. When I was in kindergarten I was basically the teacher’s assistant because back in that decade they couldn’t afford them or something. In any case I used to help the teacher with the kids because I was the teacher’s pet go figure, and I came home one day and said to my mother. I know the difference between little boys and little girls. And she said something along the lines of, “oh yeah what?” and I said, “A little pink taco.”

So back to what I was saying before I got off track for the 40th time, I have not only acquired a sum of close to 500 movies for my viewing pleasure and a sum of 100 adult titles, and 75 to 100 Xbox games, and though Gamespot calls me an Xbox Aficionado I have far more movies and adult movies than I do games. But I have discovered new and interesting ways to acquire said titles after some high bitch crashed into the only fucking movie store we have here, just another reason why people should not use drugs. Drugs may not kill, and there may not be anyone who is any danger to anyone when they are high, but they sure as fuck will think 40 people are demons on the Las Vegas strip and run them all down killing six and wounding at least sixteen others, as well as crash into a perfectly good glass and brick wall causing me not to be able to get my fucking movies for a month, and Xbox games on an ratio of one to three. By the way these are two separate incidences from two separate people one male and one female in a sixty mile radius of each other. But there again I am spouting out my personal opinion about something I know nothing about from years of lack of experience, much like Clinton.

So in any case back to what I was talking about, I can now use my Xbox to view files of my computer because I finally have XBMC which allows me to view DivX movies 700MB 2.5hour movies just as crisp and clear as if they were on a fucking 9G disc those waste of space bastards that want to horde all of the damn virtual world for themselves in the form of plastic and silicone. Meaning 1/13th the size of the fucking movie that it started out to be, and that for any video media is pretty good compression.

On to the next subject, whatever that is, hmmm.

I guess the other thing that I was going to say is I am going to either go to college to learn how to game program, or read up on as many C++ books as I can and figure it out on my own. But my point is that will take up a lot of time as well.

Aside from that State Farm insurance is a hassle. That brings us finally to expense number two I have to pay for car insurance. I don’t even have to pay taxes on what I eat to get fat but I have to pay for someone else who doesn’t know how to fucking drive; Go figure.

And electricity, which if I had solar panels, I wouldn’t have to pay for. It gets pretty hot here during the day. I am thinking to myself there should be a way to colonize Venus by this time next year, if we can live here, because 900 degrees seems like mere child’s play at times. Not to mention my idea of making the abandoned truck an aquarium was quickly thwarted due to the fish boiling at high temperature. But alas it would still be amusing at the very least.

Oh and we pay for natural gas, which I have plenty of if I could only find a way to bottle it like Link in The Legend of Zelda, like a fart in the wind, like a fart in the wind. Anyways speaking of fairies, I want to write a gay movie and name it Rose Petal. I am just not sure how to get Wayne Brady into a dress. He can sing he can dance and he’s the only black man that I know who hasn’t been in some sort of movie as a drag queen. Not to mention I feel sorry for the guy because he doesn’t get any 50 million dollar rolls in any movies when all those other losers are getting crappy movies that suck. The more I watch him the more I think, that boy has talent, stick him in a dress and call it a day. I do wonder on what day, and what series of events transpired to make society believe that a black male can only survive in show business if he is dressed up, very poorly I might add as a black woman, and may I dare say comedians as well, it’s a tragedy. Someone get green peace on the phone, or the N double A C P. Got to have the double, and I am surprised they didn’t throw an R’ah in there for good measure.

And now to my review of Dreamfall the Longest Journey for the Xbox, one of the only positive reviews I have done.

Other than that if anyone has a copy of or has seen Silent Hill the movie, I would like to
1) Know how it was
2) Get a copy mailed to my door step

That is if it is any good. I would like to know it’s good and then the as a stipulation of it being good I would like a copy, if that makes any sense to you, if it doesn’t go back and research the terms for run on sentences, and their usage and meaning made possible to you today in part by the letter “U” and the word COOKIES which should never be non plural, because one cookie is never enough.

I would have done the post about marinating my balls in vinegar but I know this post would be overshadowed by the horror and humor of it all. The end.

Sweaty balls and the adventure that is driving 2000 miles without sleep...

2006-07-02T00:45:03Z

Remind me not to trim and trip in the same week... We (danielle and I) went to mississippi for some odd weeks, but I decided that it was a bad idea. And I have ventured back to the Vegas area. For those of you on that side of the continent you really are missing alot, except for crawfish, misquitos, and all the other things that are popular in the bottom feeding skrimpville. In any case I am back now and it is a wonderful and beautiful thing to be somewhere that I can call home. Home is where the heart is, and though my heart goes out to all the poor suckers in misquitoville, my heart will always be where it feels like 80 degress when it's 100. Got to love the desert.

WAMU and no vaseline

2006-05-16T20:50:24Z

I recently opened a WAMU account, because they are supposed to be so great... However the opened up my account that was supposed to be a Nevada account as a IL or something because that's where the call center was that I got when I called. This has caused issues. On top of that I can't get an account number or routing number from anyone... And when I called customer service the first person I got on the phone was a retard. I mean litterally a studdering blittering idiot. (perhaps I am an asshole) but when I am dealing with my personal financial business; it may be nice of them to hire the handicapped; however I don't want to deal with those kind of people. Further I called back and the second girl was riding the hold button. What the fuck I felt like I was calling cingular... Anyways just to warn you, it may look pretty on the outside, but when you bite into it, WAMU is really a shit brownie... I have sense discoved that I have to go to a branch to get my account number, and sense they opened the fucker up in a different state, no one is really sure what the routing number is, because it's not supposed to be opened up in a differnet state if I reside in NV. On top of all that, I would have to close that account out, open a new account and wait again for my debit cards and checks in order to even use the account, at this point, if I don't get cash for my 23.99 for my thousands of dollars worth of appliances and furniture, I think I will wait my 60 days or whatever and just get a friggen debit card from paypal.

Stuff I must sell for pennies on the dollar...

2006-05-15T21:29:26Z

I have three ebay auctions that are my crap in storage... I don't want to sell the stuff but I also don't want to pay $135.00 a month to store the shit... My monitors didn't get any hits at all... so I don't even know if this stuff will sell for over five bucks... Imagine getting a brand new bedroom set for five bucks or whatever it goes for... someone's going to be a happy camper...

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Miss don't miss about MS

2006-05-15T07:55:53Z

Here's things I won't miss about mississippi, that luckily we don't have here...

I won't miss, mr banana spider clinging onto my face like a hungry brain sucker...

Swarms of Mosquitos...

Fog, rancid fish smell in the air, and humidity...

Deer running out in the middle of the road...

Swarms of cockroaches... running around when you turn the lights off by the hundreds...

Our buddy the Wolf Spider...

Things I will miss...

The wonderful mud bugs (crawfish) boils...

Sweet tea...

Trees, walking in the woods... green stuff of any kind...

The ocean, and ocean springs beach...

Things I have to look forward too here...

Rattle snakes... biting me, in chili... sneeking in the house...

Wild donkey's walking across the road...

120 degree heat, as I am looking into the beautiful desert...

Las Vegas show girls and old people...

More Elvis impersonators than I care to look at in one day... that look more like bob the used car king or even don king, more so than Elvis...

Fatal car crashes... daily...

Terrancula's... also coming into the house uninvited...

Wolf's, foxes, and coyotes... Trust me you don't want to try to pet any of these pretty looking puppies...

and of corse vegas...

Freemont street...

And vegas traffic...

Ice Las Vegas

2006-05-07T17:47:33Z

Last night was awesome... I dare say even though I wouldn't let them take our picture (for the website)... Which I am now regretting... cause I don't have proof. I was VIP'd in to the Ice Las Vegas to see Crystal Method... It was pretty cool, loud very very loud.

dj name?

2006-05-06T21:45:13Z

What should my DJ name be?

Gay...

2006-04-26T02:05:33Z

You know my internet connection is gay, when it gets the best connection to San Francisco:

Download Speed: 3762 kbps (470.3 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 688 kbps (86 KB/sec transfer rate)

El Pollo Loco vs Oyster Po'Boy

2006-04-17T09:34:59Z

When I lived in MS I used to be fanatical about wanting to eat at EL Pollo Loco, and once I came out here and had it a few times after 14 years of not having it, it's just ok... But the other day I had a craving for an Oyster Po'Boy and I had to search high and low to find one. Hell I can have steak and lobster for 10.95, yet I paid 9.99 for an oyster po'boy go figure... It's funny how the grass is always greener... Oh and I found a place that actually has sweet tea... it's not real the way they make it but you can't win them all in vegas, that's why they call it gambling...

BORED...

2006-04-15T01:27:28Z

I AM SO FUCKING BORED!!!

No white pants...

2006-04-08T03:11:15Z

If I had had white pants I would have looked like candy corn... so I decided to change... In any case tonight I get to meet the parents...

Joke Friend sent me, I was not amused...

2006-04-07T01:20:22Z

Call Girl's Tax Return A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells himthat she Needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin,I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No,that won't work; too gross. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK,I'm a high-end Call girl." "Sorry, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, and then the woman says, "How about 'Elite chicken farmer’."Stunned, the accountant asks, "What doeschicken farming have to do with being a high-end call girl?" "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." "

No control over you...

2006-04-06T15:11:46Z

I don't have any control over the path you choose in life...

I feel really fucking safe now...

2006-04-05T05:11:01Z

I just love when you hear about someone who works for the department of homeland security getting brought up on charges for soliciting what he thought was a 14 year old female in an explicid way... Makes you feel real confident in the expenditures of our tax money, as well as really fucking safe and secure, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... I hope they fry his ass...

debt...

2006-04-03T06:30:54Z

Well I am officially $525.00 in debt... And have no means of figuring out how to manage to pay my bills, and fema has refused to give me rental assistance even though if we had stayed where we were at... with the landlord double dipping (charging us & FEMA) they had already paid thru may... and might have very well paid for us to stay there thru aug or sept of this year. But now they wont do squat... I also have a double bedroom set, a twin trundle bedroom set, a washer and dryer, and 9 or 10 CCTV monitors 19 or 20" that I need to get rid of but have no clue how... Aside from that if I die tomorrow Tiffany will be $400k richer and I will have not a worry in the world... I need to think about changing that sometime soon...

Sonny & Cher

2006-03-31T06:45:41Z

I did the mixing for Sonny and Cher, impersonators yet again... And I just had to go back to watch them do their act at 8pm. Don, Kim and I went around Vegas, and I was plotting my Sat. adventure... It's too bad there is only so much time... But I guess in a way I really have the rest of my life, however long that may be... I just need a willing ~~victim~~ partner...

sonny and cher

2006-03-30T02:13:17Z

The hightlight of my day was getting to do the sound mixxing board for the dealer tainer auditions for sonny and cher...

PS: Is it considered flirting, if the flat chested cher impersonater sticks her tongue out at you?

Look at what the cat dragged in...

2006-02-10T07:10:29Z

Our cat is a ravid rabbit eye eater... She brought a dead rabbit through the window, that was as big if not bigger than her, had that dead thing by the neck, like a hunting dog and brought it in the house...

Work home work home work...

2006-02-09T17:27:49Z

Work is getting old, and after Harrah's took over things have kind of went to shit. Not that Harrah's made any changes to anything other than saying you are now under marketing. Which is silly... But every one is uptight paniced and has a porkupine stuck up their butts. I almost got out of my car and way layed a security guard this morning for beating on my window, but I thought better of it. I will find other ways to make his life a living hell.

I am looking forward to this weekend however. New person, new experiences, perhaps even getting drunk and making an ass out of myself, who knows. I'm just insightfully curious about all the piercings...

More important things to do...

2006-02-08T17:53:20Z

Somedays I have more imporant things to do than idlely worry about why no one has replied to my post. Why no one has sent me any emails. Why no one has happened upon IM to say hi. But at lull times, I wonder what everyone else is doing that is more important.

Work is going well and I am atempting to save money.

I am attempting to make more friends here, with little or no success. Because it's difficult being friends with people who are 1000 miles away...